My Journey through Breast Cancer

On October 11, 2013, I was diagnosed with Stage II Triple Negative Breast Cancer (TNBC) ... or as we like to call it, extreme measures for a nap (EMFN). For a while, this blog will be my cancer journal. Enter at your own risk.

11 April 2008

how to look 10 years younger in 10 minutes

1. Begin with a full mountain-man beard.

2. Begin shaving ... while you listen to and try to ignore the cries of your wife screaming "Nooooo." (She happens to have loved the beard.)

3. Try the Abraham Lincoln look ... and decide it makes you look weird, or 150 years old.

4. Shave more ... somewhat painfully.

5. Shave a little more, losing all notion of full beard.

6. Try out the grunge goattee look.

7. Maybe a soul patch?

8. But ultimately, to take off the most years, all facial hair (save eyebrows) must be removed.

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